waayyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! laura we found u! hehe yep...23rd august 2005, zoe(shob), erin(derik), fran(frank), shiv(spud), and laura(leeroy), 4 yorkshire lasses and 1 irish potato (ha sry shiv!) for 2 full on weeks at oasis beach club!!!!guna have a reet laugh! anyone else going at same time?! c ya all there!!!xxxx

hey!5 leeds lasses flying in on 23rd august from manchester for 2 weeks stayin at oasis beach club with club 18-30!!! cant wait! anyone else there at same time!? xxxx

alright, where u guys from cos we will be there at same time as u? x

we are from leeds, and no there are 5 of us!

alright bristol lads! we're 5 gals from yorkshire and will be in kavos at same time, from 23rd! we r at oasis beach apartments might see you out there! xx

Hey fran!well that girl u are talkin about on the pic is also called fran!u stayin in aphrodite then?we r down in oasis beach apartments. how old r u guys? cant wait for this hol 2 come xxx erin, zoe, and katy(not comin with us!) on that pic in ibiza last year x

yep we want a picture from you lot! we r all only 17 yrs..young'ns! where r u flying from? we r goin from manchester at about midnight on the 22nd i think! xxx

laura!!!!!!!!!hehe yess.....cant wait! i will hyave 2 go shoppin for them bikinis soon hehe! x

lookin forward 2 the pics! u wiv club 18-30 then? we r and we r really scared about it!hehe so what is with your seal miniture obsession then?! ha x zoe and erin in pic...will try get more pics when get scanner workin cos dont really have ne gd ones!

reply to your request of seal minatures: we regret to inform u that we have no seal minatures as yet..only horses, pigs and dolphins and a lonely frog. we will however be conducting a search of the yorkshire dales where we hope to stumble across a prime example of seal minature. regular updates of our quest will be provided in due course! 

we went on a search last night but failed to find any seal minatures, but we did however find a pigeon that answered to the name of wendy. we will return her to you in kavos along with the frog, but only in exchange with an equally beautiful minature. our search will continue. and i believe you have still not supplied us with a picture of fran the master of seal minatures? x

ah the master himself! we thank you greatly for your beautiful picture...behold our hard work has paid off. check out this fine specimen of the seal miniature...

dave..do not fret, wendy is safe, however, her days may be numbered if our requests are not met. we require the following:

looking for wendy dave? some of your questions may be answered when u visit oasis beach club msg board...

some pics of us all (except laura cos havnt got ne yet?) but none of them r recent n sum rnt very gd so i will try update 2moro!!hehe

sry this is erin!wudnt let me put all on 1!

do not worry, we r looking after her and will get the pic 2 u as soon as we can. but if our demands r not met following the pic, we will pluck out 1 feather each day our deal is broken. do u understand? so yes, thats, lots of drink, lots of minitures, a song and dance, but no, no1 mentioned anything about sex!haha this is a test to see if u do truly love wendy. she informed me she is missing u 2 but she is loving it up in yorkshire so u have a fight on your hands 2 get her back. so i believe that it will take more than just meeting our requirements, u will need 2 exceed them.

mwhahahahaha  dear old wendy...........so cute, so old, so MINE!!!mwhahaha

well this is just a fraction of zoes collection..shes got 37 other stands just as full!and that doesnt even include erins, shivs, frans OR lauras collections....now that is what i call impressive!

and another thing...just a little taster of wot could happen to precious little wendy if our deal was broken in any way... now we wudn't want that, wud we......!

we like to call him herbert...

well, the penguin 1923 limited edition marmite minature is not actually in that line up as the 1923 is actually playing a didgeridoo, so therefore they are all kinder egg fakes. Also that racoon minature is number 2596589  and not number 2596587, not good enough..i hope u didn't think we wud fall for that, we know our miniatures! the stick insect is proving hard 2 catch but don't fret, we will have it with time. and when we do, that means u r the ones who r cleaning OUR rooms, and the maid outfits are not optional...they are compulsory! and leave herbert alone, he is the sexiest seal miniature ive ever seen..

no now i think you will find that yes we did ask for the 2596587 racoon, but u supplied us with the 2596589 racoon and therefore failed the request...i want 2 be able 2 see my face on every wall, item of furniture and the floor of our apartment by the time u have finished thank you very much!i'd be getin your outfits sorted if i was u... 

And i am afraid that we will not put wendy through the torture of wearing a pink bikini with yellow dots as 1) them colours do not match her complexion and 2) she will look like mr blobby! however we are planning to go on the hunt for the perfect pigeon bikini so that sexy little wendy can pull as many other birdies as she possibly can!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

we can see that wendys disappearance has severly traumatised u all, especially young david. therefore we have thought long and hard and come to the conclusion that we are to release wendy on the 18th of this month as we have taken bodily measurements, and calculated the length of her journey. she should reach you in the magna gardens of babalon on approximately 2:16 am on the 23rd.

shiv!

Few more pics!

we will try supply bikini shots if you supply us with your bikini pics first  and i am up for most forfits if we fail any set tasks! my e-mail is ickle_sexy_pixie@hotmail.com if ya want it!

yeh i agree!we cant just abandon this board  plus, i fink ne1 else that visits it now is 2 confused 2 post nefing amongst all the pigeon n seal chit chat, so we will have 2 keep it going! i'll try scan sum of my sisters pics from when she went last year!

well..you have a reasonable regime for kavos challenge preperation. however, this does not compare 2 the complex planning of our workout. we have 3 daily visits to the gym, mainly concentrating on cardio and r gradually building up 2 working on specific areas that will enhance our sand castle building skills eg. biceps and intense finger aerobics including mini finger weights. Our sand pit has also recently completed construction, and we have 45 minute sessions 4 times a day and it is fully installed with UV lamps, to create the feel of kavos sun.

yes the teams have partially been chosen..on one team there is currently zoe, erin, shiv, fran (your fran not our fran), and dave!so that leaves 2 other girls for the other team, but im afraid we dont know ne other of your lot so guna have to sort out the final arrangments nearer the time..!

A little preview of what will be cleaning our rooms after the first week of challenges...

words cannot express the feelings of guilt and sorrow we feel for the neglecting of the msg board, however we have gd reason...our deep commitments to our exercise regimes in preperation for the kavos games have barely left time for us to eat, never mind having a social life, internet or otherwise. we hope you understand and appreciate our priorites lie with our workout as we will not be beaten. However, we have made a decision to cut back on some of our sleep just so that we can get this once thriving msg board back to its former glory. by the time we reach kavos we may be so physically and emotionally drained that we r lifeless and pathetic shadows of our former selves and poor excuses for human beings. xxx

yes it is true, my computer runs on solar power, we still live in caves and have none of these modern gadgets that fran has been informing me about. Also, it turns out my pot noodle dinner party 2 be held in the oasis beach club apartments (formal dress only and dave is allowed super noodles as a special treat), will be a lot easier than first aticipated. Instead of having to heat the water in a bucket in the kavos sun until it reaches a reasonable temperature to satisfy our noodle needs, you now have things called 'kettles' that will heat the water for us within a couple of minutes, and it is run on something else called 'electricity'...it amazes me and sounds 2 good 2 be true 2 be honest!

only 5 weeks and 5 days 2 go.... cant wait! x

hey 5 of us will be there from august 22nd - sept 6th! not long 2 go now......! xxx