had a threesum wi 2 birds got me c**k sucked in foam party f**kin loved then threw wat i fort wa are lads tee shirts wi are names on in crowd then reailsed it wa my parda tee shirt o christ very expensive holiday went thru 2k in a week o yeah got robbed as well cos some c**t forgot 2 lock the apartment door

bollocks a got sun burn   made a lobster look pale at end of holiday cos im a pastey c**t food sucked i had a cockroach sarni n threw up in barrys sambuka then had 7 shades a s**t nocked outa me for been a big otter b*****d