Calling all girls.....
Me and four mates are off to Kavos on Monday for a week
We'll be staying at Hebe apartments
Come and see us look for the five impossibly hadsome guys lounging round the pool or in The Buzz Bar on Monday night trying out the notorious Headf*****s!
We're flying from Birmingham so if you're on our flight come say hello!
PS - On one night we will all be wearing our Superman t-shirts so look out for it!!!
PPS - Don't be shy give us a try
PPPS - I'm Jimmy (the one who looks like Brendan Fraser)
PPPPS - A full review of resort/apartments to appear in a fortnight
PPPPPS - Why are you still reading??? I've finished!

the apartments are really dire - even by greek standards. however if you're going on a cheap deal then i'm sure you'll have a great time. we only paid 120quid for week and me and 6mates had an unforgettable (when sober) time. love to welsh girls, ruth n becky, the welsh w*nkers, our neighbours who had to endure sight of our genitals, and the ultra fit northern morris dancers (esp rachel grrr) our hot tip to groups of lads is to buy lots of spirits and fruit juice, make cocktails and then endure the smell on the balcony, sit out there and introduce yourselves to girls in the apartment and invite them for a cocktail. this will guarantee you at least one s**g, if not a threesome + the bars and clubs are quite expensive so if you're budgetting drink before and pop into kfc during night for 99euro bottles of amstel. you can't go wrong! i had amazing week, absolutely s**tfaced every night, ate well and spent just over a ton. the beach is absolutely vile and the reps will savagely eat your funds if u let them - so remember zammo in grange hill and 'just say no' to their excursion offers!