When you go to Telemachos (or Tilemachos) hotel remember that it is 2 * hotel, so do not expect 5* luxury and you will be fine. I stayed there for 2 weeks with 2 children (6 and 8 year old). The staff and management were very nice and helpful. That hill everyone is writing about is not really that steep. I found it very charming and picturesque; there are a lot of olive trees, fig and pomegranate trees, grapes and huge cactuses. There is not much to do in the hotel, the pool area was reasonably clean. Food was OK, but we only had breakfast in the hotel. There is a bus stop nearby, you can get a No 7 bus to Corfu town. The only problem I had was that cleaning ladies did not have a habit of locking doors and windows, so I would advice not to keep anything valuable in your room.

 Not long got back from a week at tilemachos hotel in dassia.  it was the worst  all inclusive holiday i have been on yet!!!! 

  When we arrived and checked in they only gave us three rooms when we had paid for four.

  If you want air con you have to state this when booking before you go or complain till you get air con but it will cost you 50 euros per room for one week.

  Sun beds by the pool are old, made of metal and have sharp bolts sticking out. so be careful because you will either fall off them, burn or cut yourself.

  Pool area is not very clean but then neither is the rest of the hotel. ( apart from the new building )

  This hotel has nothing for kids to do apart from play in the pool

  Hotels entertainment was really bad, so make your own.

  Staff at this hotel are RUDE and IGNORANT!

  All inclusive bar shuts 9.30pm on the dot!!!

  Meal times at this hotel are nothing to look forward to as they are very basic. They dish your meals for you and as for the pudding i hope you all like jelly.  

  Apart from the hotel we had a really good time in dassia the weather was brilliant, the water park is great fun and we met some really nice friends.

This hotel is the worst I have ever stayed at :

All Inc. bar inside the hotel is closed at 9.30pm [sharp] you then have to go outside the All Inc. bar outside also close at 9.30pm. [ not much of a bar more a kiosk.] you then use the poolside bar.[take out a mortgage]]

Holiday at the Tilemachos Hotel was the best holiday me and my nan had. i'm hoping to take my mum and brother next summer. The hotel is situated on top of a steep hill but good for some excersise. I recommed this hotel to all ages. The beach was stoney but ok. Shops were in walking distance and the bus to corfu town was 1 euro and took about 15-20 minutes on the no.7 bus. The bars and restaurants in dassia were good. Meals at the hotels were not so nice at breakfast but the lunch and dinner meals were excellent. Rooms were very clean and tidy. 

Okay me and my friend hadn't been on holiday without parents before so it was all new experiences. The first thin i will mention is the very steep hill to reach the hotel not great when you are going out all the time up and down like a yoyo. The Staff were very friendly when we arrived which was very early morning. We were very disappointed with our room when we got there as it was very much like a box room. Anyway we decided we'd rather spend our money on activates than pay €50 for air conditioning in the new building.(Plus thats only really for full board guests). And good job we didn't pay as it was really cold at night.

Later that morning we went for breakfast am all i had was tined peaches cos the food was not great at all. After out Holiday Rep talked about the activities around the island and some History, so knew alot about Corfu and the best places to go. Okay be careful to what activites you do u through the reps, i think on they coned us out of quite a bit of money. So may be best to hire out a motor bike and find it yourself. From this hotel it's only 10mins by coach. But the good side is the waterpark was fab! there was loads to do and we had a great time. best to not stay there too long cos eventually you do get board. (don't buy any pictures from the water slide, they don't come out that good). Now the other activity we did was the Beach trip/ BBQ, that was the worst day out of them all. Not only did it rain it was not worth the money at all. We saw 2 crappy islands and the one we ended up on, we had to leave cos the rocks were falling on people, and the BBQ was horrible not one tourist enjoyed there food.

The entertainment in the hotel was a bit rubbish mostly the same every night. Plus it went on till 1am in the morning which was not great. The pool area was really nice, with the pool bar too, which stayed open till 1pm. We met some really nice people I the hotel so that made our stay a lot nicer. Make friends as soon as you arrive; it’s nice to see familiar faces throw the duration of your holiday. The Staff were a little strange, but nice.

Oh didn’t like the cleaning much and they changed your towel ever 3 days, so you may want to take extra towels.

Overall this is an ok Hotel if you’re just looking for bed, if your one for luxury then this isn’t for you.

this was by far the worst hotel i have ever stayed, the food was disgusting and there was hardly any choice, the staff tried their best ruin our holiday and were extremley rude, if your young beware they will dislike you even more(especially the night staff man). we was ment to have a family room that slept 4 people, there was three of us and we had to put most of the furniture from the room on the balcony so we could get our suitcases in it was that small. one of us was without a pillow and sheet for the first 2 nights even after complaining 4 times. when we arrived we were given our room only to be told the next morning that we would have to move if we didnt get air conditioning.we also payed extra to have a late room which we found had only two beds and there was three of us.

the holiday was brilliant, and the night porter who cleans the pool is absolutely gorgeous.there is a  rumour going round he does back flips into the pool in the middle of the night, we were very disappointed as we didn't see this. Ladies, if u do have the pleasure of viewing this greek god in action, please take a picture for women to lust after all over the world !